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The Ugly


The Ugly The Ugly, is the story of Muzhduk the Ugli the Fourth, a member of a lost tribe of boulder-throwing Slovaks living in the mountains of Siberia whose land is stolen by American lawyers. He is sent on a quest to Harvard Law School to learn how to defeat the lawyers. Represented by the Carolyn Swayze Literary Agency.

Short Stories


The River Lena The River Lena, first chapter of The Ugly, published in Transition Magazine, Breadloaf nominee to Best New American Voices anthology.
Pulling Shadows Pulling Shadows, published in Fiction International Fiction International, winner of PEN/Nob Hill award.
Chicago Quarterly Review -- Metropolitan Avenue Metropolitan Avenue, in Chicago Quarterly Review.
Chicago Quarterly Review -- Before the Law: Rebuttal Before the Law: a Rebuttal, in Chicago Quarterly Review.
Rain, published in Phantasmagoria Rain, in Phantasmagoria.

Nonfiction


Conversation with Damien Hirst, published in C-Arts Magazine.
Fear, published in C-Arts Magazine.
Happiness, published in C-Arts Magazine.
Wianta: Love, published in C-Arts Magazine.
The World Wide Web of Word of Mouth, published in C-Arts Magazine.

The Beauty of the Lie, published in C-Arts Magazine.
Art as a Lifestyle, published in C-Arts Magazine.
Handbags of the Apocalypse, in C-Arts Magazine.
Astari: Hers, in C-Arts Magazine.
Suklu: Reading Objects, in Gaya Art News.
Synthetic Times: Media Art Now, in C-Arts Magazine.
The Other Shoe, in C-Arts Magazine.
Asia Unbound: New York's Asian Contemporary Art Week, in C-Arts Magazine.
Art and Automobile: BMW's Art Cars, in C-Arts Magazine.
Michelle Swayne: Magnet Bali, in Harper's Bazaar.
Made Wianta: Sharp, in Gaya Art News.
Michelle Swayne: Yellow, But Not The Sun, in C-Arts Magazine.
Indonesian Art and the Primordial Androgyne, in C-Arts Magazine.
Michelle Swayne: From Tennessee to Indonesia, in The Tennessee Tribune.
Sisi Puitik Pada Seni Rupa Michelle Swayne, in Suardi Magazine (pseudonymous).
Yellow, But Not the Sun, in Gaya Art News.
Nino Mustica: 11 Totems, in Gaya Art News.
Anti-Aging: 15 Cemeti Artists, in Gaya Art News.
Art Review: Filippo Sciascia, in Harper's Bazaar.
Dinosaurs on the Roof, in The Globe and Mail.
Earthquake in the Himalayas, in Shambhala Sun.
Bali: Paradise Lost, in The Globe and Mail.
Paradise, in Liberty.
Nepal Porters, in The Globe and Mail.

Legal


Ethics, Morals and International Law, in The European Journal of International Law, Oxford University Press.
The Development of Legal Culture in the Czech Republic, in The Golden Gate Law Review.

Selected Columns


  • Zen and Potatoes, Harvard Law Record, February 16, 1996.

  • Holmes' Cow, Harvard Law Record, March 1, 1996.

  • Gropius' Flesh, Harvard Law Record, March 15, 1996.

  • Law and Nudity, Harvard Law Record, April 19, 1996.

  • Ying, Yang and Sex, Harvard Law Record, April 26, 1996.

  • Survival Guide; But, Harvard Law Record, September 13, 1996.

  • Nebuchadnezzar, Harvard Law Record, September 27, 1996.

  • Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Harvard Law Record, October 4, 1996.

  • Toothless Bytes, Harvard Law Record, October 11, 1996.

  • Interviewing Chicken, Harvard Law Record, October 18, 1996.

  • Hide Away, Cover Up, Harvard Law Record, October 25, 1996.

  • Banana Leaves, Harvard Law Record, November 8, 1996.

  • Growling Humpty, Harvard Law Record, November 15, 1996.

  • Wooden Chairs, Harvard Law Record, November 22, 1996.

  • Santa's Hat, Harvard Law Record, December 6, 1996.

  • Listening to UFOs, Harvard Law Record, January 17, 1997.

  • The Horribles, Harvard Law Record, February 14, 1997.

  • A Pissoir of Androgynous Ghosts, Harvard Law Record, February 21, 1997.

  • Obituary, Harvard Law Record, February 28, 1997.

  • Cheez Whiz, Harvard Law Record, March 14, 1997.

  • Apocalyptic Zippering, Harvard Law Record, April 4, 1997.

  • Chronometric People, Harvard Law Record, April 11, 1997.

  • ...And Then He Piled Them Up In Piles, Harvard Law Record, April 18, 1997.

  • A Trip to the Land of the Law, Harvard Law Record, April 25, 1997.

  • Anomic Lawyers and Nomological Dog Food, Harvard Law Record, May 2, 1997.

  • Hung by Law (of Gravity), Harvard Law Record, January 15, 1999.

  • Elephants and Threes, Harvard Law Record, February 7, 1999.

  • Gotter(ver)dammerung, Harvard Law Record, February 2, 1999.

  • From Vibrators to Professors, Harvard Law Record, March 5, 1999.

  • A Real Story, Harvard Law Record, March 19, 1999.

  • Lex Est Summa Ratio In Exerptium Poohbium, Harvard Law Record, April 16, 1999 .

  • I'll Miss You Most of All, Scarecrow, Harvard Law Record, April 30, 1999.

Vita

Eight languages

Harvard Law School (with honors)

McGill University (economics — first in class)

California bar

Writing awards include PEN Prize and Best New American Voices nomination

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EDUCATION

HARVARD LAW SCHOOL; Cambridge, MA; Juris Doctor (1999): cum laude; first Slovak citizen to graduate from Harvard Law with JD: recognized by Pres. Schuster of Slovakia

McGILL UNIVERSITY; Montreal, PQ, Canada; BA Economics (1994): Brian Coughlan Prize for highest GPA in Economics program; James McGill Scholarship (x3)

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PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE

Morgan Stanley, Van Kampen Investments and others;                                                                                                     09/2002 to present

FREELANCE WRITER and PROJECT MANAGER

Writer for Morgan Stanley and Van Kampen Investments marketing department, including brochures, product launches, etc. Project manager for 64 monthly Liquidity Portfolio factsheets (min. investment $10 million each). Editor and proofreader for monthly and quarterly publications. Proofread and edited over 5,000 reports to date. Other freelance writing clients include The City of New York, Rockhopper Research, Action Insights, and various magazines and newspapers. Everything from financial reports to art criticism.

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C-Arts Magazine;                                                                                                                                                               08/2007 to present

EDITOR

Editor of first English-language pan-Asian art magazine.

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Gaya Art Space; Bali, Indonesia                                                                                                                                          07/2002 to 12/2007

GALLERY DIRECTOR

Final responsibility for all aspects of Indonesia’s most influential contemporary art gallery. Directly handled all gallery publicity and marketing. Editor-in-chief of Gaya Art News. See www.gayafusion.com/artspace.php

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Baker and McKenzie; San Francisco, CA                                                                                  10/1999 to 09/2000′ internships in 1997 and 1998

ATTORNEY

Practiced international commercial law, including US Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, Sudanese shari’a and 500 page addenda on minor differences in ball bearings and ball-bearing classifications. Member of California bar.

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McGill University and University of Chicago, Paleontology                                                                                                        Sahara: 1997

Bylot Island (High Arctic): 2003

WRITER/TRANSLATOR/PORTER/GUIDE

Paleontological expedition to Niger, West Africa, under Paul Sereno (U. Chicago). First-ever Mesozoic paleontology expedition to the Canadian High Arctic (Sirmilik National Park.), under Hans Larsson (McGill).

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PUBLICATIONS / WRITING

· Writing Awards:

o PEN/Nob Hill Award

o Best New American Voices 2006 nominee

o Official Bread Loaf 2004 representative (US writing conference, 1600 applicants)

o James Jones Prize, semi-finalist

o New Millenium Writing contest, 2nd place (of 1400)

o Fish Publishing contest shortlist

· Fiction Publications:

o Chicago Quarterly Review, “Metropolitan Avenue,” (summer 2008)

o Chicago Quarterly Review, “Before the Law: a Rebuttal,” (winter 2007)

o Transition Magazine, “The River Lena,” issue #96 (spring 2007)

o Phantasmagoria, “Rain,” (winter 2005)

o Fiction International special issue on The Sacred, the Visionary, and Shamanism, “Pulling Shadows,” (fall 2005)

o Literary Imagination: The Review of the Association of Literary Scholars and Critics, “Bureaucracy,” (fall 2005)

· Nonfiction Publications:

o C-Arts Magazine, “Interview with Damien Hirst: New Paintings,” (July 2009)

o C-Arts Magazine, “Fear,” (July 2009)

o C-Arts Magazine, “Happiness,” (May 2009)

o C-Arts Magazine, “Made Wianta: Love,” (May 2009)

o C-Arts Magazine, “The World Wide Web of Word of Mouth,” (March 2009)

o C-Arts Magazine, “The Beauty of the Lie,” (January 2009)

o C-Arts Magazine, “Art as a Lifestyle,” (December 2008)

o C-Arts Magazine, “Handbags of the Apocalypse,” (September 2008)

o C-Arts Magazine, “Hers,” (September 2008)

Gaya Art News, “Reading Objects,” (July 2008)

o C-Arts Magazine, “Living Sculptures: the Myth of the Eternal Golf Course,” (July 2008)

o C-Arts Magazine, “Synthetic Times: Media Art Now,” (July 2008)

o C-Arts Magazine, “The Other Shoe,” (May 2008)

o C-Arts Magazine, “Asia Contemporary Art Week,” (May 2008)

C-Arts Magazine, “Art and Automobile: BMW’s Art Cars,” (March 2008)

Harper’s Bazaar, “Michelle Swayne,” pp. 186-190 (December 2007)

Gaya Art News, “Made Wianta — Sharp” (December 2007)

C-Arts Magazine, “Indonesian Art and the Primordial Androgyne,” pp.115-121 (November 2007)

C-Arts Magazine, “Michelle Swayne: Yellow, But Not The Sun,” p.136 (November 2007)

Bali and Beyond, “Yellow, But Not The Sun,” p.42 (November 2007)

Tennessee Tribune, “Michelle Swayne: From Tennessee to Indonesia,” pp.8-10 (October 2007)

Suardi Magazine, “Sisi Puitik Pada Seni Rupa Michelle Swayne,” pp. 25-27 (pseudonymously, as Desak Dharmayanti), October 2007

Gaya Art News, “Michelle Swayne: Yellow, But Not The Sun” (October 2007)

Gaya Art News, “11 Totems” (August 2007)

Gaya Art News, “Anti-Aging: 15 Cemeti Artists” (June 2007)

Harper’s Bazaar, “Filippo Sciascia,” pp. 145-148 (March 2007)

Best Bets Bali, “Gaya Fusion” (January 2005),

The Globe and Mail, “Dinosaurs on the Roof,” p. A.25 (September 2003)

The Globe and Mail, “Bali: Paradise Lost,” p. A.22 (October 2002)

Shambhala Sun, “Earthquake in the Himalayas” (March 2002)

Liberty Magazine, “Paradise” (January 2002)

The Globe and Mail, “Red Flag Rising over Nepal” (June 2001)

The European Journal of International Law, “Ethics, Morals and International Law” (Spring 1999, p.1-37; Oxford)

o The Golden Gate Law Review, “The Development of Legal Culture in the Czech Republic” (Spring 1999, pp.163-204)

· Columns:

o Harvard Law Record: chief editorial columnist; more than 40 fiction, non-fiction, poetry, humor, and opinion pieces published between 1996 and 1999

o McGill Red Herring: humor writer

· Speechwriting:

o Testimony to NY City Council Public Safety Committee for Chair and ED of NY CCRB, 2002-2004.

· Corporate Text:

o Product launches and marketing brochures for Morgan Stanley, Van Kampen Investments, Motor Power Group, Gaya Art Space; quarterly and annual reports and over 8,000 fact cards; New York City CCRB status reports; restaurant menus, various other promotional materials, focus group reports, etc

· Website Text:

o www.gayafusion.com/artspace.php www.filipposciascia.it; www.skyplace.netwww.motorpowergroup.com


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